If I look like a mean old man, that's what I am
If I look like a mean old man, that's what I am
If I look like a mean old man
Who'll do you any way he can
To break your heart and kiss your hand
That's what I am
And if I look like a good old friend, that's what I am
And if I look like a good old friend, that's what I am
If I look like a good old friend
Who's good at bending with the wind
To be your friend right to the end
That's what I am
****Chorus
And if I look like a voodoo doll, that's what I am
If I look like a voodoo doll that's, what I am
If I look like a voodoo doll
Who takes his licking standing tall
Who'd rather bite you back than crawl
That's what I am
If I look like your Uncle Bob, that's what I am
If I look like your Uncle Bob, that's what I am
If I look like your Uncle Bob
Who likes to slap your back and rob you
While he still can do the job
That's what I am
****Repeat Chorus
Words & Music by Kris Kristofferson c. Jody Ray Publishing, Inc. (BMI) All Rights Reserved